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Mull Things Over
02:35
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My darling, darling Gellert
My joy, my greater good
My darling, darling Gellert
My joy, my greater good
My darling, darling Gellert
My downfall and my sorrow
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English translation:
You are all simply jealous.
At Beauxbatons, I slept with all the girls.
But then, I met Bill.
I am faithful to my husband because I will love that man for the rest of my life. But girls are still sexy - but not Ginny.
It's not easy to be a bisexual veela-girl.
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Old Married Madness
01:30
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Who
00:55
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Who do you think held him after Gellert was gone
Who do you think darned his socks
Who do you think bought him all his favorite sherbet lemons
And who do you think helped care for Fawkes
Who do you think helped him think of passwords for his office
Who do you think slept in his bed
Who do you think hid him from the Ministry and Fudge
Who do you think he wished he could wed
Who do you think whispered to him in a wheezy voice
Who do you think saw him through his strife
Who do you think was his friend from the first day he met him
Who do you think was the real love of his life?
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Oliver Would
01:35
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Percy forgot her birthday in December
It was January before he remembered
She asked him what was going on
There was no way he knew to tell her
Knew he was leaving and he knew that he should
Penny didn't know it but Oliver would
Knew he was leaving and he knew that he should
Penny didn't know it but Oliver would
Percy saw him in the corridor
Such broad shoulders and thick muscles
Strong white teeth and a gorgeous smile
So ambitious, so driven, so beautiful
Knew what he wanted and he knew that he could
Penny didn't know it but Oliver would
Knew what he wanted and he knew that he could
Penny didn't know it but Oliver would
Met him in the prefects' bathroom late one night
Everyone else was asleep but their bodies were awake
Before Percy knew it, they were making love
So breathless, so perfect, so beautiful
Knew that he loved him and he knew it was good
Penny didn't know it but Oliver would
Knew that he loved him and he knew it was good
Penny didn't know it but Oliver would
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This may surprise you, but Crabbe didn't die
He fell in Fiendfyre and started to fry
But as he lay there, flames scalding his tush
He heard a voice speaking...
Like with Moses and the burning bush...
When the battle was over, he went to find Goyle
He said to him, "Gregory, I nearly boiled.
I thought I would die without dating a babe-raham
But then I heard the voice of the God of Abraham -
He said helping Voldie had blacked our souls' hues
And to find His forgiveness, we must become Jews.
Just hear me now, Gregory, please don't recoil -
I'll be a rabbi, and you'll be a mohel.
"We'll put down our broomsticks and study the Torah -
Refrain from the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah.
We'll learn to cook the kosher kind of dragon and guava
And marry nice girls named Tzeitel and Chava.
So hear me now, Gregory, please don't recoil -
I'll be a rabbi and you'll be a mohel."
The temple at Hogsmeade received two new members
Crabbe dreamed every night of the flames and the embers
They learned to speak Hebrew and went through circumcision
They analyzed the Torah with depth and precision
Draco sneed and he smirked, but he went to the wedding
Of Vincent and Hodel - whose fate Goyle was dreading...
Once home from their honeymoon, they found a small note -
Crabbe started to read it - it said, and I quote,
"I'm sorry, Rabbi Crabbe, but I'm not of your ilk -
I know I'm a gay Jew, like Harvey Milk.
I've taken my yarmulke, tight jeans and Crisco -
I'll write to you again when I get to San Francisco."
The letter came later: "Dear Vincent, I'm here.
I'm cruising the Castro and drinking some beer.
Last night I hooked up with Ernie Macmillan
And Blaise is here too, we're hangin' and chillin'.
I know we've got a debt to the God of Abraham
But he never said I couldn't have a male babe-raham.
I think that my matzoh is starting to boil -
Au revoir, Rabbi Crabbe, from Goyle the Mohel."
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I told Mr. Marauder that our album was nearly done
I said, "Tell me if there's a ship that you want in it - just give me one.
For if you give me more than one, the release will never come to pass."
I said, "We'll do just one more ship,"
And he said AS/S.
And then he was all like, "Yeah, Albus Severus/Scorpius is the best ship ever, because it's called AS/S, and that's cool." And I was like, "That's your reason you like it?" and he was like, "Yeah..." And I was like, "Okay, okay, we can do the AS/S ship, if that'll make you so happy..." I think I actually wrote a song about that, right when we started this band, let me just find it...oooh, found it, here it is.
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
Ginny's boy is dating a MalfoyGinny's boy is dating a Malfoy
Ginny, could I come over to your house today?
(house today)
I've just found out that our sons are gay
(sons are gay)
Scorpius is writing letters to your Al
(to your Al)
I asked him why, and he said that they aren't just pals
(aren't just pals)
And I know that our families kind of have a feud
But it seems that your son doesn't have that attitude...
[Chorus]
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
He loves him true, and it's not just a ploy
Ginny, can't you see, they don't think like you and me
I know this will annoy, but Al's in love with a Malfoy
Ginny, do you remember that day at the train?
(at the train)
They went to school, and it started to rain
(started to rain)
They had quarrels daily and they cruelly sneered
(cruelly sneered)
But they were in love by the start of sixth year
(start of sixth year)
And I know that you hope their feelings will abate
But my son wants to know if I think they should hyphenate
[Chorus]
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
He loves him true, and it's not just a ploy
Ginny, can't you see, they don't think like you and me
I know this will annoy, but Al's in love with a Malfoy
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