I told Mr. Marauder that our album was nearly done
I said, "Tell me if there's a ship that you want in it - just give me one.
For if you give me more than one, the release will never come to pass."
I said, "We'll do just one more ship,"
And he said AS/S.

And then he was all like, "Yeah, Albus Severus/Scorpius is the best ship ever, because it's called AS/S, and that's cool." And I was like, "That's your reason you like it?" and he was like, "Yeah..." And I was like, "Okay, okay, we can do the AS/S ship, if that'll make you so happy..." I think I actually wrote a song about that, right when we started this band, let me just find it...oooh, found it, here it is.

Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
Ginny's boy is dating a MalfoyGinny's boy is dating a Malfoy
Ginny, could I come over to your house today?
(house today)
I've just found out that our sons are gay
(sons are gay)
Scorpius is writing letters to your Al
(to your Al)
I asked him why, and he said that they aren't just pals
(aren't just pals)
And I know that our families kind of have a feud
But it seems that your son doesn't have that attitude...

[Chorus]
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
He loves him true, and it's not just a ploy
Ginny, can't you see, they don't think like you and me
I know this will annoy, but Al's in love with a Malfoy

Ginny, do you remember that day at the train?
(at the train)
They went to school, and it started to rain
(started to rain)
They had quarrels daily and they cruelly sneered
(cruelly sneered)
But they were in love by the start of sixth year
(start of sixth year)
And I know that you hope their feelings will abate
But my son wants to know if I think they should hyphenate

[Chorus]
Ginny's boy is dating a Malfoy
He loves him true, and it's not just a ploy
Ginny, can't you see, they don't think like you and me
I know this will annoy, but Al's in love with a Malfoy